Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

How did the blonde get Lost in her house? Netflix.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

Two people are walking down the street, unaware of the highly polluted environment and that they could save a life.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

What are the seven wonders of Kentuky cows,drugs,liquor,moutain due,moster trucks,shot guns and trucks oh and I for got Crackle barrle.

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

There's a fine line between hyphenated words

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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