What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

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Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because the walk sign said to

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A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

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What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

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3 men check in to a motel. They all decide to leave given the eminent danger of being the butt of a homosexual joke.

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who can beat up superman doomsday, duh, he killed him

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What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

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Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

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Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

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fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

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Why did the little kid fall down? He was pushed

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

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how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Nuneaton..

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What is older than history?

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a duck, a mexican, a camel, a jew, a duck, a moose, an asian, an ostrich, a turtle, an elephant, a scorpion, two vampires, a pokemon, your mom, Stephen Hawkings, a bird, a plane, mario, your family, and a plumber walk into a bar. They have cancer, AIDS, disabilties, diabetes, herpes, siezures, retardation, death in their families, drug addiction, no arms or legs, no home, no money, racial segregation, and have been raped. A combination of which is worse than the holocaust and three bee stings and a rope that fails.

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Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

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Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

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how do you know when you're a man? massive erection.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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