- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

What did Helen Keller say to Michael Jordon before she died? Nothing...

Teacher- And that is why the Pythagorean theorem only works for RIGHT triangles. Any questions? Student- I like grapes.

what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

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Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the mac and cheese before it was cool.

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? Steve Johnson, and I'm legally obligated to inform you that I'm a sex offender.

Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

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