Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

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What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

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An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

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what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

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I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

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how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

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What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

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A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Bob.

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Rampage, on the streets of the poor. Secrets finally leaving, escaping, rummaging out from the land and sea of unforgiven people. A loud shatter erupts from the roaring streets filled with silence, the people are coming. Engulfing the city. Red, blue, orange and yellow. Explosives and gun fire and blood flowing down into the drains, mixing innocent blood with the impure water. Violence, detonating everywhere. I see fire everywhere. Once a family home now a lost memory which cannot be found. Everything is burning, life and love. The streets not painted with red. It's soothing the sidewalk. Hush now. A shadowy night. It's whispers reaches all corners of the earth... 'The war is over' Blue skies light up the back lanes, darkness retreating back under its box of everlasting mystery They fought a war We are fighting one too (first letter of each line + final 2 lines are the last two lines of the original poem etc)

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Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

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Eh yo Sean u mr. Kingston Hey, how are you doing?

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What's as hard as a rock? A rock

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James' father died from being overweight. The next day in the mail, James received a coupon for Skinny's garcinia cambogia pills to help him lost weight. Simply put, it was not a good day for James.

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A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He cracked his skull and died in the hospital shorty afterward.

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Did u hear what happened to that man with no arms and no legs who tried to play water polo? No, what happened He drowned....

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There was a black man and a mexican woman at a bar. The women says, "Why are all racial jokes about men?" The black man replies, "Because it is believed by some that males are superior to women." The woman went to go order a book from amazon.

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happy birthday! Its not my birthday! Oh i just assumed from your smell. That doesn't make much sense does it? It does. No it doesnt. Are you sure? Yes. Oh. Do i smell? Like chickens. Oh. I wish i were alive. What? Bobbing for apples? what? You smell like a toilet seat. Fine! You never spend time with me any more! I dont like you! oh. you know who nobody likes? Who? amanda burchell.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

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Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

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Why did the football coach go to the bank Answer - to get his quarter back

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Why Did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the dying man on the other side

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A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

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My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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