- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

What's Brown and dirty? Dirt

Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

Q:what is a wheelchairs biggest fear A: steps

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How do you know a thief has been using your computer? It's missing.

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What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

What do a tree and a boy have in common? They both cry when you hit them with an axe... except the tree.

How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

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Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

What's the difference between a jazz musician and a cheese pizza? A cheese pizza is a food and a jazz musician is a person.

A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Whys it so cold? Nuclear winter.

Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

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