- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

OH LOOK I'M A SAILOR I KNOW NAUTICAL PHRASES! LIKE...... KNOTS AND MAST AND SHIP AND SEA AND STUFF

A brunette is walking up the side of a river. She sees a blonde on the other side. "How did you get to the other side?" asked the brunette. "I used the bridge just a few more kilometers up" the blonde replies.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

Why couldn't the blonde bride make it to her own wedding? She had another unplanned circumstance occur and the wedding was postponed until next week.

A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

Tony Soprano walks into a diner

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Dyeing of cancer.

How do you drown a blond? By being an insane murderer!

A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

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