- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

You see how lame this is?

Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

What did the white guy tell the black guy? You are my equal and, as such, are entitled to the same things I am.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

When life gives you lemons, you are most likely in the fruit section of the grocery store.

What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grizzly bear in your apple

A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo, time to go to Auschwitz.

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

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