We start counting at 1, therefore 0 is countless. I've slept with countless women.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted. You're adopt...wait what?

What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

Q: What did the blonde woman say when she got slaped by her friend? A: Ow.

What do you call cat that is on fire? Nigel.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

Banana Hamock.

Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

Susan boyle has a belly button, Simon has a belly button, Because its only normal.

What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

I’m on the new Seefood Diet… I can only eat Fish or shell fish

A brown haired girl and a blonde girl are driving through a cornfield. Because of this illegal activity, they are sent to court and given 8 years in the state prison.

A girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

whats the difference between Obama and Romney answer: one would have been a good president instead of a communist

What's sad about 5 black men falling off a cliff? The master has no slaves.

Wanna know something funny? Your face

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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