Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

In Soviet Russia, Stalin kills you

What is 1+4x : No i will not take my pants off!

What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

Spinabifita

Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

what did Sandra bullock say to Jesse James? I hate your fickin a**!!:)

What's the difference between a chair and an identical chair? Nothing.

Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A drum set.

What do you call a three toed 9 foot man. His name.

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

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A guy walks into a bar with a watermelon under his shirt. The bartender asks what is under his shirt. He says, a watermelon.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Get in the van.

Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

why was the blind man walking in circles? i dont know ask him yourself.

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