There are four dead people on a boat. They commit suicide. Why did they commit suicide. To get to the other side!

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What happened to the deaf, dumb, and blind kid? I don't know. Niether does he.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 1: Who's there Person 1: me me you who you me you who me you no me (say super dooper quickly)

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Whats worse then getting hit by a truck? Getting hit by a turkey!

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A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

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Question: What did Mr. Reeves say. Answer: Nothing

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What do you call a building full of black people Jail

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Knock knock whos there? I have no anus

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What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common? Their middle name.

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A guy walks into a bar what does he say? OW.

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LOL May Wong

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What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

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Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

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Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

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What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Velcro

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC. I can't walk or talk, and I'm a Stephen Hawkings

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What's the difference between a fat man and a little boy? Despite the fact that they were dropped on two different cities, one was made out of uranium, the other was made out of plutonium.

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What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

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If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

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Starting a Genocide #YOLO

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