two ducks run into each other........ then they walk away

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A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

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A neutron walks into a bar. He orders a drink and ponders why his mother gave him the name, "A neutron."

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What did the bat say to the human? Nothing because bats make too high of frequency noises for humans to understand

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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i tried logging into my ipad. turns out, it was an etch a sketch, and i dont own an ipad. also, im out of vodka.

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What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

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What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Easter? Hepatitis.

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

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Hahaha

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, no mutual friends, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?!?

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A handicapped man walks into a bar...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Solely for our entertainment purposes.

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A zucchini is walking down the street, when he spots a cucumber club on his left hand side. Having nothing else to do he decides to walk in. When he walks into the club all of the cucumbers stop and stare at this strange being in their club. Finally, after having one too many drinks, one cucumber decides that this ridiculousness has gone on long enough and it is up to him to say something, so he goes up to the zucchini and says, "Hey buddy, what's your problem, clearly you are in a cucumber club and you're a zucchini." The zucchini just looks at him, puzzled, and responds " A cucumber club? I thought this was a ucumber club!!!!!"... It's funny because zucchinis are dyslexic.

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Q:Whats worse, being chased by a chainsaw or being dunked on by LeBron James? A:Since a chainsaw has one of the sharpest metal blades know to mankind, it would be the chainsaw. Although this reguires effort, it is a known fact that Lebron James has been dunked on by some kid at Xaiver, so I would think the chainsaw would hurt more.

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Yo momma's so fat she got her own zip code! except she doesn't because zip codes are reserved for much larger areas than that of your mother.

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Yo mama's so fat, that she's fat.

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

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What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

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why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

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How do you kill a black man There is many ways

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