why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

A black man and a white man walk into a bar, "what will it be" said the bartender. Milk, chocolate milk.

Whats pink and screaming? a skinned baby in a bucket of vinegar+

Q. Why did the fat boy cross the road? A. To go on a diet

sorry son your nanas been put down

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a psychopath, that's why.

Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

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what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, you racist.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

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What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

why did the ginger cross the road to go to hell

A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

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