- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a doctors and says 'Doctor, Doctor, I have a bad stomach ache' Upon hearing this, the doctor writes the man a prescription for medication and wishes him a swift recovery.

Knock knock whos there? I have no anus

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

How do you make a tissue dance? Blow a little boogie in it!

Question: What did Mr. Reeves say. Answer: Nothing

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? Nothing. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said objects are, are in no way capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

Cows are land manatees.

Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

What's worse than stepping on chewing gum A clown throwing bricks at orphans

What did the mime say to the girl? .......

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

What do you call an englishman who wakes up in Africa Confused

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

What's the difference between a fat man and a little boy? Despite the fact that they were dropped on two different cities, one was made out of uranium, the other was made out of plutonium.

Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

A man walks into a bar. He backs up, unwraps it, and enjoys its chocolatey deliciousness.

Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

What do you call a magic owl? HOODINI only some will get it...

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