And if we met in 1780, I was a white southern aristocratic plantation owner and you were my dark skinned servant lady ... slave Whenever I could get away from the Mrs., I'd go to your shed and then I'd steal you kisses. But let's be serious, I'd still work you full time as a slave, there's a difference between romantic language and a complete disregard for socioeconomic trends.

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Why did the kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

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there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

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Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the bones cross the road? They didn't, the dogs ate them.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

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Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

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What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

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What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third seeing the protruding bar goes home to find his entire family dead from anthrax.

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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Wanna Hear a joke.... Corey Jacobs is a FAT ASS

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Anti Joke

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