Get out of the way everybody, a group of elephants are tumbling down the mountain!

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WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT? roger rabbit while hilarious, was an idiot and framed himself....mind F***.

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Once upon a time there were three aliens. The first alien landed in a school,The second alien landed in a market, and the third alien landed in a preschool. When the first one landed the teacher asked the students who wants to go to the computer lab,all the students said me! me! me! and the alien learned me! me! me! When the second one landed the businessman asked him what he wanted, and he saw a toy gun and it talks and the gun said gun! gun! gun! and the alien learned it and said gun! gun! gun! Then when the third alien landed one preschooler stole another preschoolers lollipop then he said "He stole my lollipop"! And the alien learned it and said "he stole my lollipop!" Then someone got murdered and the three aliens went there and the murderer detective asked "Who killed that man!" And the first alien said me! Me! Me! "What did you kill him with!" Then the second alien said gun! gun! gun! "Why'd you kill him!" Then the third alien said "He stole my lollipop!" And that's it folks! ????????????????????????????????

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Q: What's the difference between a stick in the road and a baby in the road? A: You swerve around the stick

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What doesn't kill you and doesn't make you stronger? Aids

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Your mama is so ugly. But she is still a respected member of the community

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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Your text.

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way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

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Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

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Whats faster that a Mexican with your TV? A speeding bullet.

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Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

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"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

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Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

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Poker? I barely even know her.

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sorry son your nanas been put down

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why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

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I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

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"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

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three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

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Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

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Why do so many Koreans go to medical school? Practicing medicine is a rewarding and respected career.

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What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

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Anti Joke

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