when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They are both purple except for the rabbit.

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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What do you get when you cross Winter Squash, Beets, Ham, Coffee, Spinach, Hexamine, Cadmium, Detergent, and some love? A bowl full of crap.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Q: Why did the black man break into the house? A: Because he was poor and couldn't afford his daughters cancer treatment.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just two, but I'd like to know how they got in there.

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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

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Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

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Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

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Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

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What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

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What does a dinosaur and TImmy's mom have in common? They're both dead

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

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What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? Pregnant

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you're mommas so fat that her doctor says she is morbitly obese and may die of a heart failure later in life

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two pigs in a bath one says to the other can you pass me the soap..the other replies..do I look like a typewriter!?

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What do you call a person who kills a black? A black man

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What's brown and sticky? The british econonic system from 2 May 1997 to 27 June 2007.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't care! What are you doing in my house?

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24... wait i thought of something better than 24... let me hear it... 25!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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