darude- sandstorm

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What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

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Tell you something funny.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

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Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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MySpace.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A **** load! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair).

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Mary had a little lamb... that's what she gets for having intercourse with the farm animals.

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how do you know when you're a man? massive erection.

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Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

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Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

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Jamie stegman is a masive idiot and does not have a life at all he is a tool which is true becuase no one likes him

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What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

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once there where 3 guys on a beach. they found a bottle and a fetis came out.. later they found out 2 of the 3 had cancer and the 3rd was a vegetable.

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"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

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A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

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charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

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Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

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how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Q: what do you call a man that see's a unicorn A: hallucinating

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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