Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

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What do you call someone with the world biggest encyclopedia on their head? Dead.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

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What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

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What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

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How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

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roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

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What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

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No, its just his eye, its infected, he gets fever and well, that is all I should say. Nero is my friend and I do not like it when people lie to him, he is outside having a cigarette, I do not think he wants to speak with you anymore. Bye.

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A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman walk into a bar and the barman asks "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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Yo mama's so fat she has diabetes.

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why did mary fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? Cause she had no friends. Knock knock whos there Definately not mary !

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I can vote and I am equal to males in the work enviornment. That's what she said.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

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What is worse than getting a bad grade on a test. Having your family dog bled out in front of you, bitch.

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a dinosaur with a large clown hat is walking down the street when he is confronted by an obese monkey human with red hair. I set this up for a good pun, but the one i have is potatoes.

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Knock Knock? whos there? The man at the door then finds himself thinking what his last name is as he lately got amnesia

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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racism...deal with it!

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

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How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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