Why does blond women give great blowjob? Because they has vaacum in thier heads! Blond woman coment; well thats better than having nothing at all in your head! :-)

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How did the black man get into college? A mop.

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Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

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what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

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A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

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Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

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What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

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What would Jesus do? Do? You mean like do it? You have a dirty mind.

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Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

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What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

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Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

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Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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Why Can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Why did Billy cross the road? Because Billy wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

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did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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