whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

racism...deal with it!

What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

darude- sandstorm

My heart is in my hands. Or maybe it's yours. Either way it's mine now. You won't need it anymore.

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

Black people stink of shite!

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

matt has ebola...funny right!?

What do you call someone with the world biggest encyclopedia on their head? Dead.

What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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