- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

What's the difference between a jazz musician and a cheese pizza? A cheese pizza is a food and a jazz musician is a person.

your mom died.

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

12 in general

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

Papa Smurf: Why did the chicken cross the road? Grouchy Smurf: I hate chickens!

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

Why did the man's motorcycle not move when the street light turned green? Because it was a filing cabinet.

Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

What do a tree and a boy have in common? They both cry when you hit them with an axe... except the tree.

How do you drown a blond? By being an insane murderer!

Why couldnt the black guy swim? He couldn't swim because he had no parental figures growing up. His dad was part of a gang and his mom was a crack addict. He had noone to teach him how to swim.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Dyeing of cancer.

That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

Wanna hear a joke? no

What happens if Chuck Norris meets a Transformer? Nothing. They would converse, then go their separate ways. Or Chuck would get killed. Horribly.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??