What happened to the boy after he ate a piece of Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

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Canada AYY

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How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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A tree fell in the forest. The person in the house it hit heard it.

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Guy: I have a penis growing out of my crotch. Girl: Hah, sucks to be you! Guy: Yeah.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ghuieruioytidhfdvbshdkhfjh

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Saying "MY MOM" everyone time ur asked a question

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Q:What did the man say when he walked into a bar. A: Ouch

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1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

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Do you play piano? No

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Knock knock Who's there? Honey, just let me in. This bloody game can't go on for an hour. I'm cold out here.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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What is green and has weels? A green bycicle.

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What rhymes with popscicle and weighs at least 300 pounds? Your mom. I lied about the popsicle.

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Why didn't the boy have any toes? - Because he did not have any legs.

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Dave: My wife just gave birth! The baby is doing good. John: You mean doing well?

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My children are huge mistakes.

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If life throws you melons you might be dyslexic, but you also might not be.

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What did the doctor say to the camel with no hump? You're a horse.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo.

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How do you put an elephant in a refridgerator? Go to your local zoo with a shotgun, shoot to kill, load elephant in Uhaul, drive home, remove elephant from Uhaul, sharpen your ax, put on mask to pevent excessive blood on face, begin to chop elephant into small chunks, put the chunks into ziplock bags, call a friend to help you move bags into refridgerator, and move bags into refridgerator. Once all the bags are in the refridgerator, dismiss your friend, get in car, and drive to mexico because killing an elephant is not legal and the police will be there soon. Now as for the giraffe...

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Why did John go outside? His house was on fire.

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you know whats not funny? the Holocaust

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