I didn't choose the thug life... I got a job.

What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

Do you like your life? No. OK.

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

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whats worse than getting the girl you're talking to taken from you? getting the girl you like taken from you.. by a asian.

You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

What do you call a blind man on a jet ski? Dead.

The Sentence Below Is True The Sentence Above Is False

Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Knock Knock! Oh god Johnny, someones at the door! Hide the heroin and bail man, BAIL!!!

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

What did the black kid get for his birthday? Yo bike!

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. who's driving? The black guy because he just turned 16. His school mate the Mexican child is still only 15 and he will have to wait a few more months before he can drive.

A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

knock knock Labrinth come in

Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

What do you call a black man in space? An astronaut.

why was the woman afraid of her bestfriend he raped her

What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

My girlfriend once told me " Life is like a penis, it's hard."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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