- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

A handicapp walks into a bar

Did u hear bout the guy who went to the donut shop yeah he has brown hair

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

how do you know Newcastle are losing? its 5 past 3

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Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

Why was Adam sad? His wife found him cheating with several women which led to a lengthy and messy divorce and him losing custody of his two children and his house.

knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? The doctor prescribes him tablets to treat his bi-polar tendencies.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

Excuse me, do you have any gnats? Yes, plenty. Thank you

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