- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I slipped you some roofies You'll be out in a few

Why did the chicken cross the road? It can never be certain, as chickens are incapable of communicating.

Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Technically I did not try to, but I made you believe I tried in vain, so your subconcious is unable to register that it is under a state of trance, you could deny it, but you are in a state of trance right now. So how big are your breasts?

What's the difference between a Corvette and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

What do you call a black person on a bike? A cyclist.

what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

i can't stand cripple jokes

What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

What do you call a man with a gun? An accident waiting to happen.

How do you kill two birds with one stone. You don't its not humanly possible because birds cannot be killed with rocks.

What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

Why is Kyle so gay. Nobody knows

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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