what do you call a drunk person? By his or her name and call him a cab

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What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a cop -Hi

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Whats the greatest part of buttsex the refrigerators

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what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

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A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back in middle school, they were both friends. They hung out every day and always had the best fun. It wasn't until their baseball team made it to the junior championship. That was when seven started doping for better strength and endurance for the game. Sevens family and friends (Especially six,) Had started to notice a change in sevens behavior and he seemed more distant from any social relationships with others. Seven began to become angry and self centered and only seemed to be focused on the game. Seven found out that Six knew that he was doping and fought him and brutally injured Six. Seven was then found out by the coaches and was kicked off the team. Seven, knowing that he had ruined his whole life, Shot himself with his dads .38 Revolver.

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[Insert dumb, last minute anti-joke here]

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An Irish man walked into a bar. He turned to the bartender and said hello. Then walked to the back booth for his lunch meeting with the heads of his highly profitable company and then went home.

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What worse than the holocaust? Danny's.

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why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

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Women.

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Luckily Captain America was able to rescue Hitler just before he was trapped in the ice for many years... Thanks to his brave efforts the war continued many more years! Captain America under ice: Why do I get the feeling I did something wrong? Hmm... 30 years later Cap: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMNNNNNN!!!!!! Moral: On ice, tickets sold out... no clothing required, ladies only, None under 16!

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What's brown and dirty? Dirt.

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I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

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Why did the train crash? Because the conductor was a cucumber.

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Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

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Q.whats the differecne between a bicycle? A. orange,...a vest dont got no sleeves.

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Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

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Why did the father beat his daughter? To alleviate stress.

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What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

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Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

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What colour is chocolate? Brown.

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What did the homeless children get for christmas? Hypothermia

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