- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

Why do Native Americans own Casinos? Because it's a very profitable business situation.

When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

my captcha says : forkin chickens

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

What do you call a black girl scout? A brownie

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the slaughter-house.

What happened to the man who killed his family? Rape.

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What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

Whats more ugly then seeing a raccoon and a frog f*cking Your mom

Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

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