- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

lets have sex, ok, but itll have to be anal, cuz im a guy xoxox danni

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

What do two siblings have in common? They both want the other to get hit by a bus.

Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is your chest, As flat as my back?

Q: Why does Bill Gates give so much money to charity? A: Because he wants to improve the lives of his fellow human beings, and also excessive wealth would be detrimental to his children.

Dylan is a person

Look whos talking Matt Critchley

Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

Jane asked her husband why he was crying, he replied "Because i have extremely agressive cancer" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....Cancer

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

How many vampires does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Vampires do not exist

The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

A drunk man is that last one inside a very popular bar. He passed out on the counter before he ordered a drink. The bartender is angry at a sale lost, which would have been his millionth sale before closing time on the 1000th day of business. He goes home and hangs himself.

What did the 5 cent store clerk say to the customer? That will be 5 cents.

Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

Q:Why did suzie fall off the swing A:She had no arms

What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

knock knock There's no door

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