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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

What did Joan of Arc have for her last meal? Steak

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Five Mexicans were driving down the motorway in a Ford. Must've been a Fiesta.

Chuck Norris once starred in a movie with Bruce Lee.

What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

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Why did the slut have white stuff on her mouth? Because she just ate ice-cream.

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

How do you get your little brother to stop kicking you? Stick his feet in the garbage disposal.

What do squirrels and Justin bieber have in common? Everything.

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What do you call a room full of lawyers? A group of legally educated professionals.

can i have a cookie no diabeto!

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

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A priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a bar. That was just the first person.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A black man is a human, with feelings, living cells and a loving and devoted family, while a park bench is made from wood and metal and used purely for people to sit on. In parks.

Wh did Steve Jobs invent the iPhone? Because he was smart.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

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