What do you call a girl with no arms and legs? Whatever her name is.

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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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what is so fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? There is a high possibility their breasts have developed, thus equaling more pleasure for you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

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What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

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Whats Do You call people, on the top floor of a Double-Decker bus? Passengers

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how do you start a stamped in mexico roll a nickle down the street sad thing is you just lost a nickle

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so a mom is like so what you want hunny and the dad goes like you baby bahahahahaa get it?

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A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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What rhymes with milk...milf

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the grass is always greener on the other side.

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What did the kid say when he fell of a cliff and met Tom jones? Hi

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Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

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Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

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A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

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Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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How many dead babies will fit in a bathtub? Seventeen

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How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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