- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a man on a park bench and he saw a duck fly by so he decided to go and see what it was up to. He saw that it was just going for a swim in a near by pond. He died 2 years ago of auto erotic asphyxiation because of a common fetish.

What is the difference between baldness and boldness? The second letter.

Why did the clown fall off the swing? He got shot.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk and leave. 2 hours later there's a newscast about two drunken men who died in a car accident. It wasn't them, the newscast about them came shortly after

What did Michael jackson say to Abraham Lincoln? Nothing, there are both currently deceased, if they did, however, say something to each other, it would not be in person, because they are both dead.

Whats that cool sound it makes when you thumbs a comment?

--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he had ice cream.

Hey, Max!!

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

Bob dole

dyslexics of the world untie!

Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

Q: why was the girl so dumb A: her teacher was a blond

What do Abraham Lincoln and George Washington have in common? They both had beards, except for Washington.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

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