How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

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Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

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a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

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Not everyone with a mustache is a child molester, but not every child molester has a mustache.

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What did the red cat say to his owner? Nothing.

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Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

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What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

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How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

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Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

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Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey! Got any guns

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i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

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the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

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its snowing on mount fuji

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What's worse than 10 babies in one trash can? One baby in 10 trash cans.

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

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Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

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There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

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What's worse than waking up with cancer? Waking up dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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