I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

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What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

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Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Look at that bitches asss!!

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

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Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: Names

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How would you rule?

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Why did the boy cry when he got circumcised? Because he couldn't fap.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your brother My brother who? The dead guy over there.

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Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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It was a warm summer day when justin beiber got hit by the bus everyone was cheering

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its my money!, but i dont need it right away

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Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

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Why did little Timmy start crying? Because he was shot.

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Knock knock Who's there? No Who is over there

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Why did the New York Times cancel Otis Redding's subscription? Because he died.

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*Knock Knock *Whos there? *ADD *ADD Who? *I forgot but you wana build a fort.

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It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

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A duck walks into a bar.... Animal control is swiftly called and the duck is relocated to a nearby park.

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What smells worse than cow manure? Burning Jews.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is embarrassed but realises it has nothing to do with his dyslexia.

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