what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

You are walking down the street, and a man keeps on getting in your way. You want to politely... Screw it already and stab him in the back

How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

My daughter is dying of AIDS.

knock knock. Who's there? The delivery man.

what happens when I bought a car. A man stole it from me and killed my family.

YOLO You only like Oreos

What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about the green and the wheels.

Why did the Billy flunk the test? His parents were killed in a refridgerator

What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

Fat people

why did the man start living on the street? he lost his job, his wife left him, and had his identity stolen.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

Yo mamma is so old that she died.

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

How do you break up a fight between two blacks I have ADD and Im proud of it

Roses are gray Violets are gray ROFL I'm a dog

Why don't people like this joke? It makes no sense.

PEANIS!

What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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