- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? Freak

A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

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Two gay men are seen walking down a street in Texas. Actually now that I think about it homosexuality is pretty much outlawed in Texas. Two gay men are thrown into a Texan Jail where they spend the rest of their lives, cold hungry and alone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

A bear and a rabbit sits by a small lake in the forest, taking a shit. After a while, the bear asks the rabbit: "Do you have problems with shit hanging from you fur after you're done?" The Rabbitm ponders, and responds: "No, bear. I really don't". Than the bear wiped his ass with some moss.

Why did the mean have to clean up the mass amount of dead bodies? Because he lost a game of rock-paper-scissors.

A black guy walks into a bar. He falls unconscious and an ambulance is quickly called to bring him to the hospital.

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

How many dead babies can you fit in a drawer? 10 25* *if you use a blender

whatts blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz

What do you do when your phone goes off in class? Stay behind after class whilst the teacher takes off his pants and tells you do bend over a desk. This is your punishment.

Hello, nice to meet you.

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

What did the Mexican man say to the American man? Nothing. Neither of them spoke the same language.

A man is on a date. His philandering causes a bitter divorce.

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

Black guys shoot. White guys have small penises. Black guys steal. White guys have keep money. Black guys are broke. That's what she said.

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