what happens if you set micheal jackson on fire nothing he is 6 feet under incased in concrete if he wasnt hed melt

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

if life thows you lemons ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

What black and has children A black man

What'f funny and has 8 wheels? The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels

What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

How do you get black children to stop jumping on the bed? Tell them it's not allowed and that consequences will ensue if the rules are not followed.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Abortion

I am a joke. I am funny.

you

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

My friend died by getting shot in the head. But he respawned back at his checkpoint.

Brown Bear, Brown Bear what do you see? I see some poachers looking at that tiger over there.

What do you say to man with no hands. How do you feel.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

Nah

How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

Q: What's the capital of Ohio A: O

You have 6 basketballs. One rolls away. How many do you have? None because your family has a low income, lives in a broken down trailer, and has 5 other kids to supply for.

what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

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