- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would Helen Keller say to Obama? Wow Im really impressed that you are our nation's first black president. You're doing a great job. Except it would come out like DUUUUURNNNNNAFMKAAAALLLL

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Do you know the muffin man? No

A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

Whats the similairity between a dog and a cat? They're both cats, except for the dog.

Doctor, I am afraid of getting sexually abused. Hmm, sounds serious, take off all your clothes so we can get a proper look.

A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

Did you hear about the german girl who had sex and died................. it was 50 years later after she had a family of about five kids and lived a happy life as a nurse

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

Once upon a time, The end.

Charlotte Bobcats

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

captcha: all yer base

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and deaf, and to put her behind the wheel of a motorized vehicle would be extremely dangerous.

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

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