Roses are Red Violets are dog I'm Senile Flower tastes like frog.

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Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

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why did the chicken cross the road? the holocaust

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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What happens when Darth Vader farts? Nothing. Darth Vader's butt was burned off on the volcanic planet of Mustafar and he fell into a lava pit. Darth Vader has since started a program called Darth Vader's butt replacement research foundation. Please donate money today. You could be changing a buttless person's life. Thank you very much.

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Hey guess what! We're birthday buddies! May 3rd.. Yeah that's why you should give me 5 bucks.

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there is a black guy riding a bicycle. he is extremely skilled on it and says he has never fallen off.

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What did Jimmy say when the bully poured milk on his head? Nothing, instead he took out a shank and proceeded to stab him 30 times and let him bleed to death for being a douche.

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why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

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I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

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jack and jill climbed up the hill but they were bagels

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

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Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

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When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world as they wonder how you did it

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How many people live in China? At least ten.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The third one is for you

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An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

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What happens when you click a link on a web page offering sex? You get a virus.

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holy F**k someone call an ambulance!

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A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

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2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

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why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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