- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

Yo mommas so fat... that when it was rainning, she put on her rain coat and went outside, everyone was saying that the sun came up

How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? - Getting killed in the Holocaust. Whats worse than that? - Nothing.

Why Was Mary Short? She Had No Legs.

What do you call a black priest? A black priest

Every human being has some kind of penis <3

What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

Civil Rights.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

Do you speak alien? Hola.

Why was the fat guy sad? his daughter is slowly dying of anorexia why was the fat guy sad? his daughter was raped by a giant panda bear

What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

What do you call a muslim who is not a terrorist ? A muslim

Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

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