Their were three business men going on a trip, they had only one bed in the hotel so they had to sleep in the same bed. The next day guy on the right said i a great handjob last night and the guy on the left said the same thing. The guy in the middle said last night i was dreaming i was skiing

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Some jokes rhyme, But this one doesn't

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This is not a joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Whats funnier than throwing a baby off the top of a building? The sound it makes when it hits the ground.

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Dusters blow stuff.

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Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

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Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

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why do i love my iphone because its a very versatile electronic device with many uses and i can get the anti-joke app

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Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

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How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

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Why can't you fly? Cause Ruddell says so.

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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Whats green and turns red at the push of a button A frog in a blender

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Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had died.

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

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Jackson's dad told him to "play in the traffic".

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THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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