A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

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one day a boy was in his bed he woke up and stepped on his carpet,he then got out a bowl and some breakfast, 23 minutes later the boy rode to school on his bike and parked it in a bike room, he then sat down at his seat and pulled out his history book and waited for Mr Jonty Nicholls to finish his coffee so he could learn about hitler.

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- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

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A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

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3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

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what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

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What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

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What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

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Q: Why didn't the mexican get into the bathtub? A: He was already clean

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What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

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Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

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why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

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Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

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Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

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Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

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What was the last thing going through the man's mind who cleans the 90th floor windows on the World Trade Center on 9/11? The 91st floor.

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Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

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Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

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Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

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How many dead babes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? its not possible because there all dead

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Roses are red Violets are blue I picked them in the meadow this morning

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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I had sex with my mother in law

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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