My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

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What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

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Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

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Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? ..............

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How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

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How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

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Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

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what did the asain have for dinner? A: rice

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Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

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Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

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Q: what animal didnt get on Noah's ark in pairs? A: worms. they got on in apples.

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Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second muffin and says "OH MY GOD I CAN TALK!" the second muffin is so shaken in its beliefe system by a talking muffin that it commits suicide.

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The WNBA.

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What's the difference between a pheromone and a hormone? Hormones are secreted internally and trigger various biochemical pathways that cause certain effects. We all are familiar with the effects of testosterone and estrogen, both on the anatomy, and behaviour of humans. Pheromones are secreted externally, and have an effect on another creature in similar ways. Usually they have to do with attracting sexual partners or changing a sex partners behaviour or body in some way.

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What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

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why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

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"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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