- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

What is the difference between apple and android? Apple makes fruit and android candy

dur dur dur dur said the child born during an earthquake

XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

knock knock who's there your family just died your family just died who? -.-

You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Your momma is so dumb she has to have weekly tutoring to help understand finding the value of x in an equation.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: It depends on how hard you throw them.

Kid: mom what happens when grandpa farts? Mom: well son... Everyone leaves the room

I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS now so do you.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black So is my neighbor

Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

Why do Vampires Sparkle in the Sunlight? They don't read a proper Vampire Novel and see for yourself.

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