A horse walked into a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse then replied, "Well my wife is dying of cancer, my mother is a drug addict, and my two kids are in the hospital for 3rd degree burns."

what does gum eat ? gum you idiot!

Why was the Chinese Man mistaken for the other Chinese Man? They were twins.

your skull would make a nice pen holder

Yes

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

I like touching my boobs

What's worse than being the last man on earth with thousands of women to please? Realizing that you are gay and there are no men left.

Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Help I'm being raped!

Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

There's a car about to hit me.

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

whats black and white and red all over????? a zebra who got shot

A baby seal walks into a club.... Oh....

"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

What is brown and sticky. Hot chocolate.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

What did the unicorn say to the man.\ Nothing unicorns don't exist

Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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