- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

Why did the dog cross the road? He saw a fish.

A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car, Who's driving. A policeman.

How do you call a man in a wheelchair? Disabled.

What did the orphan get on his birthday? Cancer.

With the exception of pigs, both pigs and blue jays can fly

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the road was clear of oncoming traffic.

Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

When I walk in the rain, I get wet

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

A man walks into a bar.

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? An amputation.

If dropped from the same height, which hits the ground first an apple or a baby? the apple because the baby has a rope tied around its neck

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

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