- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

That's what SHE said!

Jimmy Saville

The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

Who is the fastest man on earth? To get to the other side.

what goes up and down , and left and right all day without breaking a sweat? A compass, get your mind out of the gudder.

why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

Why can't George Washington drive? Because he died!

What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

A black man walks into a bar. He sits down and has a couple drinks. When he is finished, he generously tips the bartender and walks out.

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? Four, one to take the light bulb out, one to put a new in, one to hold the ladder, and one to hold the guy holding the ladder

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

What's the difference between your cat and mine? Yours has legs.

What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

Knock knock (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) Fuck me, that's the most echo-y door I've ever knocked on.

whats purple and savage? Barney!

Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

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