roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you wh*re

I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

your mamas so fat all she gets for christmas and her birthday is girdles!

Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

What is so bad about a black jew. They have to sit in the back of the gas chamber

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

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Why did Sally's Ice Cream melt? Sally was on Fire

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

Knock, Knock Come in

What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

What happened to the Californian who drove off into the sunset. He died. You can't drive in the ocean.

How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

what the difference between Obama and osama bin laden nothing

How do you blind fold an asian? Dental floss!

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