WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

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I have Alzheimer's, i pee out gold, racoons

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? "I am an undercover police office and you're under arrest for prostitution, ma'am."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was an object of great appeal to him on the other side.

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Yo momma is so fat that her cholesterol level is above 240 mg/dL and should highly consider a vegan diet if she wishes to improve.

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What happened when the man asked the girl if he could borrow her pencil? Nothing, she was deaf

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Why didn't the girl get on the school bus? It was Sunday.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got run over by a semi and died.

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Roses are red violets are blue come on love show me you boobs/by kw

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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Q: You know what you should add to your recipe? A: No, not really. Tell me. Q: What? Are you expecting an answer now? Why don't you just shoot me, huh?! Pee on my clothes and set them on fire! You racist son of an **orange**.... It certainly tastes better with oranges.

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What is James Miller's real name? James Miller.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

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Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Their ancestral heritage

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If I had a dollar for every time i got distracted, I want some ice cream

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you know you are a prostatute when your report car is full of Ds

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What's worse than getting stabbed Getting stabbed two times

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What did Madeline McCann get for Christmas? Nothing she's dead.

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What's worse than not finding your true love in high school? Dying

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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