- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Sticks and stones may break my bones.

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

An epileptic man attends a rave.

What did the pornstar do after the film shoot? Called her parents and said she had a good day at work as a receptionist at a law firm. She is too ashamed to admit her real profession to them. She then cried profusely.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs. Why couldn't she see? The sun was in her eyes.

Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

Why did the man suck at basketball? Because he is white, 5 foot 2, and has no arms. Posted By: Lram

Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

Whats the thing you least expect to find on Anti-Joke? A joke with a punchline.

What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

Knock Knock It's the police, im afraid your wife has been killed in a horrible car accident.

My butt!!!!!!!!

Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

On a scale from Casey Anthony to Sandusky, how much do you like children?

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why does life suck? Because it does

A man see's a bird and tries to get its attention by whistling at it, much like if it were a dog. The mans whistle fails to get the birds attention because birds have wings and dogs do not.

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