What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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I STUCK MY TESTICLE IN A BLENDER!!!

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what did batman say to robin to tell him to get in the car? get in.

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Why does life suck? Because it does

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What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

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On a scale from Casey Anthony to Sandusky, how much do you like children?

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did the chicken protest? He wanted to be able to cross the street without getting his motives questioned.

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Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

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What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

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Friends are a lot like snow You pee on them, they disappear

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Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

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What do you call a man in a wheel chair? Stephen Hawking

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Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

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--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

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Potassium? K.

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you know what is so funny?! jokes..................................

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what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

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How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

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A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

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Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

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How do you stop a second date from happenin? You force a dead mouse in your date's vagina.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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